In the interests of being politically and legally correct, our attorneys say we’ve got to offer you this disclaimer, complete with “Please don’t sue us” type phrasing.. so here you go.

No warranties

This website is provided “as is” without any representations or warranties, express or implied. Saxophrass makes no representations or warranties in relation to this website or the information and materials provided on this website.

Without prejudice to the generality of the foregoing paragraph, Saxophrass.com does not warrant that:

this website will be constantly available, or available at all; or
the information on this website is complete, true, accurate or non-misleading.
the information you will find here is up to date.

While we make every attempt to assure that all of the site is updated weekly, if the information that you find here is not updated, complete or perfect in some regard… we’re sorry, but we’re not paying you…

Nothing on this website constitutes, or is meant to constitute, advice of any kind. We don’t warrant the instruments that you may purchase here and we can’t be held liable if you don’t like them. [If you require advice in relation to any matter you should consult an appropriate professional.]

Links

We do not provide the web site for those links which may appear here, and as such, we are not responsible for the content they may hold. The products you may see advertised here are not warranted by us, nor are we responsible if they are misrepresented to you, or if you don’t like the product. (We would be interested in hearing why though, since we do advertise them.)

Limitations of liability

Saxophrass.com will not be liable to you (whether under the law of contact, the law of torts or otherwise) in relation to the contents of, or use of, or otherwise in connection with, this website:

[to the extent that the website is provided free-of-charge, for any direct loss;]
for any indirect, special or consequential loss; or
for any business losses, loss of revenue, income, profits or anticipated savings, loss of contracts or business relationships, loss of reputation or goodwill, or loss or corruption of information or data.

These limitations of liability apply even if Saxophrass.com has been expressly advised of the potential loss.

Exceptions

Nothing in this website disclaimer will exclude or limit any warranty implied by law that it would be unlawful to exclude or limit; and nothing in this website disclaimer will exclude or limit Saxophrass liability in respect of any:

death or personal injury caused by Saxophrass negligence;
fraud or fraudulent misrepresentation on the part of Saxophrass.com; or
matter which it would be illegal or unlawful for Saxophrass.com to exclude or limit, or to attempt or purport to exclude or limit, its liability.

Reasonableness

By using this website, you agree that the exclusions and limitations of liability set out in this website disclaimer are reasonable.

If you do not think they are reasonable, you must not use this website.

Other parties

[You accept that, as a limited liability entity, Saxophrass.com has an interest in limiting the personal liability of its officers and employees. You agree that you will not bring any claim personally against Saxophras' officers or employees in respect of any losses you suffer in connection with the website.]

[Without prejudice to the foregoing paragraph,] you agree that the limitations of warranties and liability set out in this website disclaimer will protect [NAME'S] officers, employees, agents, subsidiaries, successors, assigns and sub-contractors as well as Saxophrass.com.

Unenforceable provisions

If any provision of this website disclaimer is, or is found to be, unenforceable under applicable law, that will not affect the enforceability of the other provisions of this disclaimer.